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Food Porn

Tonight I made a stir-fry of sorts, which I love to do because I can be very creative, and a stir-fry can actually be healthy if you do it right. Anyhow, I found this recipe that calls for Top Ramen noodles to go in the dish, and normally that wouldn’t appeal to me, but for whatever reason, when I saw the picture I thought it would be a good idea. It also called for pork loin, which now that I mention it, is probably what sold me on the recipe in the first place, because who doesn’t love a good pork loin? Hmmm? Anyway, I julienned the carrots, sliced the red peppers, and chopped the green onions. Then came the pork loin. No biggie, I cut the top of the package, started to squeeze it out, and OH MY, here’s what I saw:

So maybe I’m a total pervert, but OH MY GOD, I couldn’t help but laugh my ass off, and of course take a picture. I had to show Jason, I could hardly contain my inner 13-year-old self, and he seriously looked at me like “What the fuck is your problem?” I still laughed at the picture (although it was a tad awkward at this point) asking, or maybe TELLING HIM, this is FUNNY SHIT!!!

Anyway, I’m still proud of my pork loin porn photo. It makes me laugh, and I hope you find it funny too, because the hubs was simply not amused. My stir-fry turned out pretty damn good, I took a picture of what the poor pork loin penis stir-fry masterpiece turned out to be:

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