Food Porn

Tonight I made a stir-fry of sorts, which I love to do because I can be very creative, and a stir-fry can actually be healthy if you do it right. Anyhow, I found this recipe that calls for Top Ramen noodles to go in the dish, and normally that wouldn’t appeal to me, but for whatever reason, when I saw the picture I thought it would be a good idea. It also called for pork loin, which now that I mention it, is probably what sold me on the recipe in the first place, because who doesn’t love a good pork loin? Hmmm? Anyway, I julienned the carrots, sliced the red peppers, and chopped the green onions. Then came the pork loin. No biggie, I cut the top of the package, started to squeeze it out, and OH MY, here’s what I saw:

So maybe I’m a total pervert, but OH MY GOD, I couldn’t help but laugh my ass off, and of course take a picture. I had to show Jason, I could hardly contain my inner 13-year-old self, and he seriously looked at me like “What the fuck is your problem?” I still laughed at the picture (although it was a tad awkward at this point) asking, or maybe TELLING HIM, this is FUNNY SHIT!!!

Anyway, I’m still proud of my pork loin porn photo. It makes me laugh, and I hope you find it funny too, because the hubs was simply not amused. My stir-fry turned out pretty damn good, I took a picture of what the poor pork loin penis stir-fry masterpiece turned out to be:

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10 responses to “Food Porn

  1. Looks yummy.

    The after-photo, not the before-photo … because while I am from San Francisco, there are other things I’d rather look at than phallic objects.

  2. I love your pork loin photo, because I have a filthy mind.

    The end result looks delish. I just got home from dinner out, and you’ve made me hungry again.

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  4. I know why your husband didn’t laugh….look at the size of that guy. I laughed. I’m perverted. So what!

  5. I’m still laughing, and… don’t tell anyone.. I peed my pants a little…

    LMAO!

    xoxo

  6. So I’ve added your site to my list of blogs but only with an X RATED DISCLAIMER . . . . seriously- that is some good humor! PERVERT

  7. Are you sure the package didn’t say ‘Pork Groin’? That is hilarious! I would have taken the picture too and then made it my screensaver!

  8. Is that a pork loin in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  9. OY! Never have I guffawed so hard as when I read this. thank you.

  10. LOL…yea, that is funny shit!!! :} Oh my…..who’d think pork loin would need to have a warning label?! Tell your hubby it is damn funny & he needs to lighten’ up! :} j/k

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